(Source: mugglecast)
Wizard Rock, what’s up with that stuff?
Andrew Sims here to show you the fluff
Podcasting Sundays, late afternoon
Talking Harry Potter like a wolf howling at the moon
Theories, discussion, more pickles please
Fans in the stands, screaming on their knees
Our show got big, nobody thought it would
It was like the little train, the engine that could
Now, please, here’s the main event
It’s my first single, so give me time to vent
People ’round the world listen to our show
We’ve got many segments, so let’s give it a go
So I ask – who’s the best Potter podcast around?
M-U-double G-L-E-C-A-S- and a T
Gotta stop selling t-shirts, hah,
We’re gonna sell underground
M-U-double G-L-E-C-A-S- and a T
It’s really pretty funny, the fans say we’re hot and smart
M-U-double G-L-E-C-A-S- and a T
Look out, you other podcasts, we’re about to climb the charts
M-U-double G-L-E-C-A-S- and a T
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We will start with news each and every week
Micah Tan the Anchor Man making all the girls shriek
(With laughter, I mean)
This guy is really funny
Don’t be buggin’ him though
He’ll kill some purple bunnies
The announcements!
Hold up – let’s skip those
I’ll be the first to admit they should be disposed
Podcast Alley, vote once a month
There, I said it once, now do it till you’re life’s done
Let’s get to the part we call the Main Discussion
It’s as catchy and intriguing as this percussion
Sometimes we screw up on a fact or two
It’s true, the fans knew, they often make a breakthrough
Speaking of fans, we have Listener Rebuttals
Sent in via e-mail faster than a space-shuttle
We love the feedback, it’s great to open and read
Now let me ask you are you ready to proceed?
So I ask – who’s the best Potter podcast around?
M-U-double G-L-E-C-A-S- and a T
Gotta stop selling t-shirts, hah,
We’re gonna sell underground
M-U-double G-L-E-C-A-S- and a T
It’s really pretty funny, the fans say we’re hot and smart
M-U-double G-L-E-C-A-S- and a T
Look out, you other podcasts, we’re about to climb the charts
M-U-double G-L-E-C-A-S- and a T
M-U-double G-L-E-C-A-S- and a T
E-mail, send it up to us
The rebuttals, feedback, complaints come by the bus
Load day after day, it makes my brain fry, so don’t expect a reply
Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme a Butterbeer
When Ben’s got an issue with Potter, you better stand clear
Christianity, Emma Watson, ugh, Laura Mallory
Give it a rest, it’s just a good story!
I hate to speak its name, Chapter by Chapter
Going page by page analyzing what’s after
Each and every letter, nothing is missed
Sadly though, it made the MuggleCast reject list
1-218-20-MAGIC, it’s the number fans call with a question -
Don’t make it tragic
Call right now, leave us a note
Don’t make it something boring or we’ll have your throat
So I ask – who’s the best Potter podcast around?
M-U-double G-L-E-C-A-S- and a T
Gotta stop selling t-shirts, hah,
We’re gonna sell underground
M-U-double G-L-E-C-A-S- and a T
It’s really pretty funny, the fans say we’re hot and smart
M-U-double G-L-E-C-A-S- and a T
Look out, you other podcasts, we’re about to climb the charts
M-U-double G-L-E-C-A-S- and a T
M-U-double G-L-E-C-A-S- and a T
This concludes my very first single
Podcasting finally has a catchy jingle
Hoping this song puts Wizard Rock to a new level
(Just praying Harry and the Potters don’t wish me on the devil)
Another year of MuggleCast just around the corner
We hope you’ll be there through every last mourner
Not to mention the final book to open and read
Watch out, you other podcasts, are you ready to proceed?
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